Audio Visual Recording: Pinkie PieKira: (sitting back, typing up Star and Student 3)Audio Visual Recording: Pinkie Pie by ~KiraOnline
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Pinkie Pie: (Explodes out from under the couch) BOO!
K: (jumps) Jesus, Pinkie!
PP: (snorts with laughter) Wow that was good! I was just like, 'BOO!' and you were all like (high pitched sharp gasp) and-
K: (covers Pinkie's mouth) I got it, Pinks. Hey, your wearing your mane differently.
PP: (bounces the pigtail on her left with her hoof) Ya like?
K: Well it's definitely really cute. And smells like cotton candy.
PP: (laughter snorts again) That's natural!
K: No one naturally smells like cotton candy. (gets up) Can I getcha something? (goes to the fridge)
K: You sure that's a good idea? I mean, I can sorta see a bit of a belly bulge forming. (grabs the coke)
PP: (mimicking Applejack) 'R ya'll sayin Ah'm gettin fat?
K: (as Big Mac) Nnope. (normal) Sides, it's cute. Kinda wish I was a pony, now.
PP: Oh, I know!
K: Oh god, what now?
PP: (spins around like the Tazmanian Devil for a few seconds, reappears in her Equestria Girls form
Audio Recording: Rarity (edit)Rarity: This is nice, Kira.Audio Recording: Rarity (edit) by ~KiraOnline
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Kira: Hmm? (gulps) What do you mean?
R: Well it's not often that humans take me to dinner! And might I say, you look rather
K: Well you DID make this suit.
R: (giggles) I suppose I did. Now, can I ask?
K: No, I have no idea when you'll get another story to yourself. No, your not my favorite pony as I try not to play favorites with you ladies.
R: (the sound of wine being sipped) My, my.
K: (sigh) Sorry, I've had Dash and Fluttershy ask me the same questions all week.
R: Oh, you've done nothing to apologize for, sweety! I understand the stresses of trying to please everyone. Believe me, I've lived it."
K: Oh with the Gala, right?
R: Indeed. We all know how well THAT fiasco turned out.
K: Oh please. When they realized it, you fixed them up real nice.
R: Y-Your hand is on my hoof.
R: So, I thought you were with Fluttershy.
K: Maybe if I were a pony. I'm just trying to comfort you is alls.
R: (giggles) Well you're doing a very fine job at
Audio Recording: ApplejackKira: (grunting)Audio Recording: Applejack by ~KiraOnline
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K: Come on, you little bosh'tet!
AJ: Make sure ta get every last apple outta the tree!
K: Why am I doing your applebucking duties again?
AJ: Cause ya love my big pretty green eyes an my freckles?
K: Oh don't kid yourself.
AJ: You sayin Ah'm ugly?
K: Didn't say that!
AJ: So, what, ya got some intentions there, cowboy? (sultry voice)
K: (as Big Mac) Nope.
AJ: (flatly) Yer impersonation o' my brother is so close it's scary.
K: (laughs) So anyway, I figure that when I finish Twilight's script, I might put you in the runnings for a story. Everypony else, except Fluttershy, has bugged the hell out of me for bigger roles.
AJ: What's my story gon be about?
K: Dunno. Still working on it. Way I see it, the show isn't giving you much depth. I mean, all the show's really said about you is that you tried living in Manehatten, you've won first place in the Canterlot Rodeo years on end, you work on Sweet Apple Acres and that's it. I thought about making you go thr
Audio Recording: Rainbow Dash(knock knock)Audio Recording: Rainbow Dash by ~KiraOnline
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Kira: Come in.
Rainbow Dash: What up, Kira?
K: Hey Dash. Nothin really. Here, take a look at "Star and Student 3." What do you think?
RD: (Reads it) Not bad. Wait what the hell. That sex scene between Twilight and Trixie is a little graphic for DeviantArt, don't ya think?
K: Yeah maybe your right. Best take it out.
RD: I was actually comin to ask ya somethin.
K: Fire away, Dash!
RD: Why am I always the victim?
K: Huh? (sound of a wheely chair leaning back) What do you mean?
RD: Take for example Cupcakes. I eat a drugged out cupcake, Pinkie dismembers me, uses my organs to make cannibalistic cupcakes and then stuffs my corpse. Another example. I'm ALWAYS paired off with somepony as a lesbian. Why?
K: Hell if I know, Dash.
RD: No don't gimme that bullshit! (the sound of hooves hitting a desk sounds) You've paired me with Fluttershy, with Derpy Hooves, you've killed me off so that Fluttershy can get married to Rarity, hell in your most recent story, you've had a